The Incredible Theft Of The All Time Favourite Swing Band
(Intro: Some typical neofolk/industriel crap with the same old instrumentation immediately stops. A deep black MC voice saying "What's the matter, man? Spin that shit.".
state.electrician shows up, screaming "Shit that spin!", while a hip-hop/rap rhythm tunes in)
Strange - I pull out this old record from '88
Well, it used to do it, but now it won't get straight
Into my heart or straight into my legs
Maybe it's got something to do with my Shady Ltd. rags
(Sample:) Oh, how we laughed!
(Sample:) Wie einst, Lily Marleen!
But now our monastery changed into a viper room
And we can't get no concerts started with neofolk gloom (Sample: "Where's ze fuckin' sound engineer?...Or I kill ya!")
We have to explain and we have to admit
That 90% of the bands are real shit
Let alone the political thing! You're a nazi, man
From your t-shirt I can tell you're a neofolk fan
With that hairstyle - boy, you look like Adolf H.
No, motherfucker, you don't get on stage!
While Albin shows up, smartly dressed
"Neofolk? No! Know what's best?
Folks! Know what? The worst kinda folk: Neofolk!
So shut up, buy my records and just stop that silly talk!"
Yup, Der Blutharsch said "Martial Industrial's dead!" (Sample: Gipsy screaming: "You cannot show me your ass...!")
So I wonder who's gonna be the next best thing instead
I can't get it done, neither on a mac nor on a PC
So one thing is curtain: The next best thing's not me
"And S.F.? What does that stand for? Self-Fucker?"
"No, Iguana, Simone is a nihilist suicide rocker!" ("What are these guys doin' on this photo here?")
"He's just given a pseudo blow job by Albin J.
And hopes the change of his record company's gonna pay!"
D.V. want to be rock n' roll stars
On stage they expect goth bitches to throw their bras
But they don't know too well about this topic
The crowd they play for's just too gothic!
And Barbie Blutig? The truth is: He likes Roy Black
He'd record the same shit at the Edel shack
If only these fuckheads knocked on his door
With a contract: "No Industrial crap no more."
Too sad, this situation...yes, even DI6
Retire...won't get their kicks
Douglas's changing his uniform
'Cause nowadays he's into porn
No jokes no more 'bout being homo
He does anyone for some good promo
For the 10th re-release of "The World That Summer"
And a slap on a 50 years old bum, ah!
Yeah, but now we feel so free
Since we've ordered tons of hip-hop at amazon.de
Seems we're in for "Something Is Coming Double"
But that'll be enough to be just in trouble
'Cause still most of our MySpace profiles are deleted
Now even mine, well, I just shit it
But I'll be back for the freedom of speech
I take a stand and I dare 'cause I'm not Tom's bitch
I'm no-ones bitch (Sample Lina Baby Doll: "We all are prostitutes. Some do it for money, some for fame.")
"Fuck that! I'm only a slave to sound, that's not quite a shame!
So get me my records, whatever it may be
I'm into everything now and whatever...we'll see..."
Shady Ltd.: Eminems Modelinie
Albin/Albin J.(ulius): Der Mann, der hinter der vieldiskutieren Formation "Der Blutharsch" steht.
S.F.: Spiritual Front, ital. Band
Simone: Sänger von S.F.
Barbie Blutig: Der Mann hinter dem Projekt Institution D.O.L.
DI6: Kürzel für Death In June
D.V.: Derniere Volonte, französische Military-Pop-Formation
Douglas: Sänger von DI6
The World That Summer: DI6-Album
Something Is Coming (Double): Rare Doppel-CD von DI6; hier eine Andeutung auf etwas Schlimmes, das bald kommen wird, und zwar doppelt.
Lina Baby Doll: Der Mann hinter dem Projekt "Deutsch Nepal"
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